Tuesday, June 11, 2013

No!

It is a beautiful day and I love walking Rosie.  However, on our walks, we are increasingly seeing these "lawn ornaments" in our neighborhood.  I don't get it.  Why would anyone want a statue of a dog pooping on their lawn?  Dogs can't read, as far as I know, but they may take the posture of this "sculpture" as a hint of what to do, just as we yawn when we see another person yawning. I can't wait to see a sculpture of dogs two dogs having sex with "No!" on it.  Or how about a dog biting a mailman with "No!" Perhaps it would be nicer to see a sign that simply said "Thank you for cleaning up after your dog".  Ha!
 I take our paper for three reasons, two of which are pictured here: Rosie needs a job in the morning and I get a free dog poop bag every day.  The third reason is to support investigative journalism in Utah,  since someone needs to keep an eye on the dealings of the GDFRs.


2 comments:

  1. Ha! Also, GDFR - Global Digital Format Registry? I think I'm missing something. :-)

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  2. Oohhhhhh... That makes much more sense. :-)

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