Saturday, June 9, 2012

cat conversation

Wolfgang:
Ah.  Now I can come out of the closet and try to hide from that annoying little baby cat that Tana got for me. She has to sleep ON me, and she is stinky.  Very stinky.  But I do get to chase her and knock her around at least twice a day.

Sophia:
You don't smell so great yourself.  And the chasing is fun, you know it, and I know it.  And the sleeping?  There is nothing as soft as your great big squishy belly.



Wolfgang:
Where were you hiding? 

Sophia:
Anything you can do I can do better.

Wolfgang:
Not a chance, fancy pants.

Sophia:
You will learn.  The hard way, but you will learn.

Wolfgang:
You can't leap up on the counter.  You can't boss the dogs around.

Sophia:
I don't need to.

Wolfgang:
Oh, yeah?  You are useless and stupid.

Sophia:
Look! Flying insect!

Wolfgang:
Where? OH! You stinky little cat.
Where did you get that?  What is it?

Sophia:
From Tana.  It is a pea pod.  And no, you can't have it.  It is mine, all mine.

Wolfgang:
You make me tired.  Napping now.

Sophia:
This is just too easy.











1 comment:

  1. Your cats are adorable, as always. I wish we had cats that cleaned each other or had such interesting conversations- Izzy just swears at everyone and Firefly is very, very ditzy..

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